Female Comebacks Apr 12, 2012 16:20:03 GMT -8 Quote Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostMemberGive GiftBack to Top Post by Suta Martineke on Apr 12, 2012 16:20:03 GMT -8 Female come backsMan: Where have you been all my life?Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine?Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living?Woman: I’m a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple.Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put u and i togetherWoman: Really, I’d put f and u together Man: Your eyes they’re amazing.Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.LOL! I can actually see some women using some of theseI didn't know exactly where I should put this but hopefully here's ok!