Female Comebacks

[Suta Martineke]

Female come backs


Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put u and i together
Woman: Really, I’d put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they’re amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.


LOL! I can actually see some women using some of these

_{I didn't know exactly where I should put this but hopefully here's ok!}

[Sali Idlayel]

I love these!

[Olga! the Pirate]

O.O I have to use these tomorrow in the kitchen!! Our cooks use bad pick up lines all the time to annoy the servers!!

[Suta Martineke]

lol

[Dean Thornhart]

These were funny.